Thursday, January 08, 2009

Congress asked to pay for sex

Well, it's official. Now every industry in the US has asked congress for a multi-million dollar bailout.

The porn moguls (Flynt and Francis) both admit that their industry is no fear of collapse but they feel entitled to money anyway.

They cite figures that show dvd and video sales are down, while internet downloading is up - but it's a sign that "sex is the furthest thing from people's minds" due to "economic misery". Has nothing to do with the fact that people may want to avoid looking like perverts by walking into a adult store, when they could (and probably at less cost) download in the privacy of their own homes (if they still have their own homes).

Flynt says that "Americans can do without cars and such, but they cannot do without sex." Hang on, aren't cars and sex linked. I mean, without cars how else will millions of Amercian teenagers lose their virginity? Especially now that their parent's have lost the family home and their all sleeping in the same single room caravan (trailer)?

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